I am beautiful. that's everything you need to know about me.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!